Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
If I lose my skiing privileges, I'm as good as dead anyway.
At the same time, butterflies shouldn't get into cars with strangers.
WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US!?!
"No falling over or you'll drown."
"Now what are we supposed to do?"
"Beware! Killer bee's with bad haircuts."
Thanks, because usually I drink toilet water. Too bad my dog can't read, I'll just have to tell him.
No clipart allowed.
The guy looks like he's having fun.
There are worse things than being a kid and waking up in the bus parking lot. For instance, being a kid and waking up in the bus parking lot and not being able to find the keys.
"It literally translates to: no being crazy."
Who's going to stop me?
That shirt's not that ugly.
So what you're saying is the drowning machine is dangerous? Yeah, I got it.
"Thanks New Hampshire, you saved me a DUI!"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.