Warning: Do Not Practice Ninja Skills in the Basement picture Warning: Do Not Practice Ninja Skills in the Basement

Hanging up a Chuck Norris poster and calling it a dojo does not automatically make it one.

| 3 comments | January 16, 2012
Extreme Do Not Disturb Nap Whiteboard picture Extreme Do Not Disturb Nap Whiteboard

For the love of the puppy, don't wake him.

| 49 comments | September 30, 2011
Health Risk Warning Sign picture Health Risk Warning Sign

Unless you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Junior" of course.

| 3 comments | August 31, 2011
Warning Flyer picture Warning Flyer

He carries it 15 blocks just to drop it off on his ex-girlfriend's lawn.

| 60 comments | July 08, 2011
Customer Parking Only Sign picture Customer Parking Only Sign

The Chianti owner totally has a scrap metal shop on the side.

From Your mom

| 0 comments | June 21, 2011
Beware: Family Guy Reference picture Beware: Family Guy Reference

If you think monkeys are scary, you've never seen a copyright lawyer.

| 1 comment | April 04, 2011
Caution: It may just be Rip Taylor in a speedo. picture Caution: It may just be Rip Taylor in a speedo.

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 7 comments | March 23, 2011
They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys! picture They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys!

From Ted

| 19 comments | January 26, 2011
That's exactly what superheroes would say if they didn't want more superhumans roaming the Earth. picture That's exactly what superheroes would say if they didn't want more superhumans roaming the Earth.

| 11 comments | January 24, 2011
Unless you're taking a Neurology class in which case you may want to learn more about BRAAAAAAINS! picture Unless you're taking a Neurology class in which case you may want to learn more about BRAAAAAAINS!

From Robert!

| 28 comments | October 26, 2010
Yeah, but how cool do they look getting it? picture Yeah, but how cool do they look getting it?

From Crotch Beard The Pirate

| 32 comments | October 05, 2010
There is also "no f-in way." picture There is also "no f-in way."

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 21 comments | October 05, 2010
You'd expect this from Denny's, but IHOP! I never. picture You'd expect this from Denny's, but IHOP! I never.

| 14 comments | September 29, 2010
I got assaulted walking down the street. picture I got assaulted walking down the street.

| 24 comments | September 03, 2010
Please plan your emergencies accordingly. picture Please plan your emergencies accordingly.

From Jon

| 18 comments | August 31, 2010
Captain Obvious should be demoted to cleaning the latrines. picture Captain Obvious should be demoted to cleaning the latrines.

From Brandon Reinhard

| 15 comments | August 30, 2010
Solution: Max Repel picture Solution: Max Repel

| 4 comments | August 12, 2010
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?! picture Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!

| 6 comments | August 09, 2010
This is clearly false: sharks are salt water creatures, which means they will only eat you if you pee in the ocean. picture This is clearly false: sharks are salt water creatures, which means they will only eat you if you pee in the ocean.

| 133 comments | August 03, 2010
This one's funny picture This one's funny

| 1 comment | August 02, 2010