Treadmill Does Not Recommend Running picture Treadmill Does Not Recommend Running

You know you're fat when...

From JOEYisROCKhard

| Be the first to comment! | 4 days ago
Danger Sign Warns of Both Death and Pain picture Danger Sign Warns of Both Death and Pain

Authorised Personnel can totally touch it though

From mellooo

| Be the first to comment! | May 17, 2012
Sign in Stockton, Not Fairyland picture Sign in Stockton, Not Fairyland

Not that Fairyland is that safe either. Have these people never heard of changelings?

From David

| 2 comments | April 10, 2012
Bathroom Graffiti Warns of Limbo Dancers picture Bathroom Graffiti Warns of Limbo Dancers

How low can you flow?

From Se7en_Sinner

| Be the first to comment! | April 03, 2012
Bear and Playground Warning Signs picture Bear and Playground Warning Signs

The perfect playground for your kids, if you hate your kids.

From asmalldrinkofmilk

| Be the first to comment! | March 29, 2012
Warning: Do Not Practice Ninja Skills in the Basement picture Warning: Do Not Practice Ninja Skills in the Basement

Hanging up a Chuck Norris poster and calling it a dojo does not automatically make it one.

| 3 comments | January 16, 2012
Extreme Do Not Disturb Nap Whiteboard picture Extreme Do Not Disturb Nap Whiteboard

For the love of the puppy, don't wake him.

| 46 comments | September 30, 2011
Health Risk Warning Sign picture Health Risk Warning Sign

Unless you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Junior" of course.

| 3 comments | August 31, 2011
Warning Flyer picture Warning Flyer

He carries it 15 blocks just to drop it off on his ex-girlfriend's lawn.

| 42 comments | July 08, 2011
Customer Parking Only Sign picture Customer Parking Only Sign

The Chianti owner totally has a scrap metal shop on the side.

From Your mom

| Be the first to comment! | June 21, 2011
Beware: Family Guy Reference picture Beware: Family Guy Reference

If you think monkeys are scary, you've never seen a copyright lawyer.

| 1 comment | April 04, 2011
Caution: It may just be Rip Taylor in a speedo. picture Caution: It may just be Rip Taylor in a speedo.

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 7 comments | March 23, 2011
They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys! picture They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys!

From Ted

| 17 comments | January 26, 2011
That's exactly what superheroes would say if they didn't want more superhumans roaming the Earth. picture That's exactly what superheroes would say if they didn't want more superhumans roaming the Earth.

| 11 comments | January 24, 2011
Unless you're taking a Neurology class in which case you may want to learn more about BRAAAAAAINS! picture Unless you're taking a Neurology class in which case you may want to learn more about BRAAAAAAINS!

From Robert!

| 24 comments | October 26, 2010
Yeah, but how cool do they look getting it? picture Yeah, but how cool do they look getting it?

From Crotch Beard The Pirate

| 30 comments | October 05, 2010
There is also "no f-in way." picture There is also "no f-in way."

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 21 comments | October 05, 2010
You'd expect this from Denny's, but IHOP! I never. picture You'd expect this from Denny's, but IHOP! I never.

| 14 comments | September 29, 2010
I got assaulted walking down the street. picture I got assaulted walking down the street.

| 24 comments | September 03, 2010
Please plan your emergencies accordingly. picture Please plan your emergencies accordingly.

From Jon

| 18 comments | August 31, 2010