LONG LIVE ANARCHY (as long as it's before my 9 p.m. curfew).
Now I have to put myself in danger to see this.
Warning: your party sucks.
I can't count the number of times I've had to re-seed this plot because people keep playing football games on it.
Inside Captain Obvious's uniform.
Your next fart could be silent, and deadlier than you ever imagined.
Warning: the kids around here are cool, but rude.
The most dangerous part of the book store.
Please insert girl with itty bitty waist.
Oh yeah, that's a picture of Uncle Sdfghjkljhgfds.
You don't need to add mayo, just letting you know that there's not a lot of mayo in this machine.
Get that fire graphic up before you leave the building
But explained calf pain is fine, right?
You know you're fat when...
Authorised Personnel can totally touch it though
Not that Fairyland is that safe either. Have these people never heard of changelings?
How low can you flow?
The perfect playground for your kids, if you hate your kids.
Hanging up a Chuck Norris poster and calling it a dojo does not automatically make it one.
For the love of the puppy, don't wake him.
Unless you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Junior" of course.
He carries it 15 blocks just to drop it off on his ex-girlfriend's lawn.
The Chianti owner totally has a scrap metal shop on the side.
If you think monkeys are scary, you've never seen a copyright lawyer.