Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
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The Graphic Truth
If spotted on shore, roll back into sea.
What else do you expect from the Ku Klux Klan's security check?
It's probably just a stuffed animal. Someone go check it out. Not me though.
If washing my hands was the only thing I had to do I would've started years ago.
Don't laugh, that zamboni was expensive. The driver, however, was priceless.
It's like a bidet, only less gay.
That's a double bull-y dare if I've ever seen one.
It's his fault for falling out of the truck.
Yes, I wish to continue. But not because you warned me. Mostly because I have no self-control as a human being.
Some things just go without saying. This (obviously) isn't one of them.
How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding.
Throw down another Washington and we'll make this bad boy a Slip-N-Slide.
Colon cleanser performs a similar function to the taco truck I go to daily.
So beware motorcyclists. You're easy targets.
Don't say he didn't warn you.
This is a warning sign for cows.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.