Tag: Warning (Page 6)

"It literally translates to: no being crazy." Picture "It literally translates to: no being crazy."
Who's going to stop me? Picture Who's going to stop me?
That shirt's not that ugly. Picture That shirt's not that ugly.
So what you're saying is the drowning machine is dangerous? Yeah, I got it. Picture So what you're saying is the drowning machine is dangerous? Yeah, I got it.
"Thanks New Hampshire, you saved me a DUI!" Picture "Thanks New Hampshire, you saved me a DUI!"
Sign at the Polish Air Force. Yes, they apparently speak English in Poland now. No more questions. Picture Sign at the Polish Air Force. Yes, they apparently speak English in Poland now. No more questions.
A fine and instant death? Just pick one punishment or the other guys. Picture A fine and instant death? Just pick one punishment or the other guys.
I guess I'll take the other door. Picture I guess I'll take the other door.
Shucks, I thought we had a deal on a crib. Picture Shucks, I thought we had a deal on a crib.
I think it means "Dive in, the water's awesome!" Picture I think it means "Dive in, the water's awesome!"
Brains are like refrigerators, they only work when they are closed. Picture Brains are like refrigerators, they only work when they are closed.
Must be an all-women's college. Picture Must be an all-women's college.
My hump, my hump. Picture My hump, my hump.
They're slow, it's only fair. Picture They're slow, it's only fair.
If you have to ask, you aren't going to make it. Picture If you have to ask, you aren't going to make it.
"Australian pools affraid of U.S. policy." Picture "Australian pools affraid of U.S. policy."
Warning - the funniest thing ever may happen at any time. Picture Warning - the funniest thing ever may happen at any time.
Beware the Cat-Snake! Picture Beware the Cat-Snake!
Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you Picture Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you
Look out! Picture Look out!
That's the most badass thing a skydiver can do. Picture That's the most badass thing a skydiver can do.
Was there any parental advice before you got the tattoo? Picture Was there any parental advice before you got the tattoo?
Thanks for the heads up, I guess. Picture Thanks for the heads up, I guess.
"Be sure that children do not reach into your vagina and steal the ring." Picture "Be sure that children do not reach into your vagina and steal the ring."