Water may forgive your mistakes, but gravity won't.
He puts the oops in Alley Oop.
Morning Commute Pro Tip: always use the water slide lane.
Quick, I need a really fast way to jam my swimsuit up my butt!
Nothing like putting on my leather jacket and heading down to the water park.
Sliding down a water slide with no water and an empty pool at the end... GONE WRONG!
"Why settle for ordinary basement steps when you could just build a 30 foot indoor water slide?"
DisneyLand has been facing some tough budget cuts lately. Just look at the new Splash Mountain!
"The Pool & Water slide at UW-Milwaukee"