"Water" Video

The X-Games committee is currently arguing over whether this should be considered a summer or winter x-treme sport.

From UpDown Productions

I can't tell if he's drunk or just Russian. Same difference, I guess.

See the video 14-year-old boys everywhere are calling "freaking awesome."

From 4wheeldrifting

To keep it a secret, they have to kill each pool attendant when they're done cleaning.

"Maybe 'jumbo shrimp' isn't an oxymoron after all." -regular moron

From RoyLCaldwell

This is only going to further the reputation women have of hating fire hydrants.

The biggest surprise is that they don't have a robot that can do this sort of thing for them.

The only right way is with a Reese's.

Pain is a universal language.

"Relax, I'll still drink out of it."

From sirdethan

If you think that's good, you should hear his Jimmy Stewart.

From dreadfin

If he wanted to get hurt, he should've just fallen in love.

From mckaw26

The best thing since sliced bread printers.

If you think this is mesmerizing, you should see the warranty: 10 years.

From GravyBoatLighthouse

You're gonna need a more existant boat.

From bankrolls12

Everyone knows real New Yorkers only slip-n-slide in the Empire State Building.

From kylemacmac2

Not every theater showing Rise of the Planet of the Apes has air conditioning.

That's why I only riot in babbling brooks.

Jesus took the wheel.

"Oh, no. It's not supposed to get wet."