You think he'll embrace watermelons the same way Bruce Wayne embraced bats? picture You think he'll embrace watermelons the same way Bruce Wayne embraced bats?
Watermelons Can't Handle High Voltage video Watermelons Can't Handle High Voltage

We're not so different from watermelons after all.

Atheist Melon video Atheist Melon

"I don't know, this is inconsistent with what my meatloaf has been telling me about the lord."

Where's Gallagher when you need him? picture Where's Gallagher when you need him?
Guinea Pigs Eating Watermelon video Guinea Pigs Eating Watermelon

A seemingly cute video with a tragic ending...they finish the watermelon

Alligator Crushes Watermelon video Alligator Crushes Watermelon

He taught Gallagher everything he knows.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Watermelon Lanterns picture Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Watermelon Lanterns

I'd recommend pineapple for Shredder and mounds of rotting fruit for Splinter.

It's 3 AM, you're in Jamaica, and you can't find rolling papers. What do you do? picture It's 3 AM, you're in Jamaica, and you can't find rolling papers. What do you do?
Monster Turtle Destroys Watermelon video Monster Turtle Destroys Watermelon

"Now the only thing watermelon-like in here is our big watermelon-shaped heads."

Hippo Houses Watermelon video Hippo Houses Watermelon

Alternate title: Hippo Doesn't Know how to Share.