Guy in Shorts with Watermelon on Head picture Guy in Shorts with Watermelon on Head

There's a lot going on here, and none of it makes sense.

From ThisIsMyPlane

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Libertarian Gary Johnson Compares America to a Watermelon video Libertarian Gary Johnson Compares America to a Watermelon

Finally, Gallagher gets some credit for shaping American politics.

From GJ12

| Be the first to comment! | May 16, 2012
Watermelon Car picture Watermelon Car

The perfect car to eat on a hot summer day.

From imwatchinu

| 1 comment | April 19, 2012
Wacky Watermelon Walt Caught in the Act picture Wacky Watermelon Walt Caught in the Act

The act of being too beautiful for this world. Keep on smiling, Walt, you'll have your day soon.

| 2 comments | February 03, 2012
Monster Turtle Destroys Watermelon video Monster Turtle Destroys Watermelon

"Now the only thing watermelon-like in here is our big watermelon-shaped heads."

| 57 comments | November 01, 2011
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Watermelon Lanterns picture Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Watermelon Lanterns

I'd recommend pineapple for Shredder and mounds of rotting fruit for Splinter.

| 9 comments | October 18, 2011
You think he'll embrace watermelons the same way Bruce Wayne embraced bats? picture You think he'll embrace watermelons the same way Bruce Wayne embraced bats?

| 11 comments | March 09, 2011
Hippo Houses Watermelon video Hippo Houses Watermelon

Alternate title: Hippo Doesn't Know how to Share.

| 13 comments | March 02, 2011
Hot Girl Eats Giant Watermelon Slice In 10 Seconds video Hot Girl Eats Giant Watermelon Slice In 10 Seconds

I'd give anything to get 10 seconds alone with that watermelon.

| 73 comments | November 22, 2010 | +500,000 views
Amazing Race Watermelon to the Face video Amazing Race Watermelon to the Face

Don't worry, it was seedless.

| 53 comments | September 08, 2010
Alligator Crushes Watermelon video Alligator Crushes Watermelon

He taught Gallagher everything he knows.

| 14 comments | August 16, 2010
Watermelons Can't Handle High Voltage video Watermelons Can't Handle High Voltage

We're not so different from watermelons after all.

| 28 comments | August 04, 2010
Baby Eats Watermelon From the Inside Out video Baby Eats Watermelon From the Inside Out

Awww. Quick, someone eat the baby.

| 23 comments | July 19, 2010
Baby Eats Watermelon From the Inside Out video Baby Eats Watermelon From the Inside Out

Awww. Quick, someone eat the baby.

| 11 comments | July 16, 2010
Baby Eats Watermelon From the Inside Out video Baby Eats Watermelon From the Inside Out

Awww. Quick, someone eat the baby.

| 5 comments | July 16, 2010
Shopping Cart Penis picture Shopping Cart Penis

| 2 comments | July 12, 2010
He's actually protecting his young from predators by keeping them in his mouth. picture He's actually protecting his young from predators by keeping them in his mouth.

| 20 comments | April 07, 2010
Where's Gallagher when you need him? picture Where's Gallagher when you need him?

From Andrew Bridgman

| 22 comments | February 10, 2010
Guinea Pigs Eating Watermelon video Guinea Pigs Eating Watermelon

A seemingly cute video with a tragic ending...they finish the watermelon

| 30 comments | July 09, 2009
Atheist Melon video Atheist Melon

"I don't know, this is inconsistent with what my meatloaf has been telling me about the lord."

| 59 comments | July 07, 2009