Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
What Is Gandalf's Weapon of Choice?
Evil Clown Weapon
Eagle Armed with a Hunting Knife
My complaint: Too many active grenades in office makes for an unproductive/terrifying workplace environment.
In the Army, calling "shotgun" is for wimps.
Man, I have to leave my gun in the car AND take my shirt off. Let's go to a different bar.
Crime doesn't sleep, so I guess that gives the good guys the advantage of being well-rested.
I take your pepper spray and raise you a Febreze smoke bomb.
It's like a torpedo, but with more sensual touching of your genital area.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.