Rifle Bathroom Lock picture Rifle Bathroom Lock

The greatest lock is an incredibly smelly bowel movement.

Is this officially d*ck into d*ck porn? picture Is this officially d*ck into d*ck porn?
Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier video Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier

That's not a purple heart, just some spilled jelly during lunch.

Oh, c'mon. You can totally see the wires. picture Oh, c'mon. You can totally see the wires.
Super Fast Archery Girl video Super Fast Archery Girl

That's who I'd want defending my kingdom, if I had one, and guns didn't exist.

Weapon of Mass Cuteness picture Weapon of Mass Cuteness

This is my rifle, this is my cat. This is for fighting, this is for making internet videos.

Flame-Thrower Jamboree video Flame-Thrower Jamboree

"I swear to God I saw the grossest mosquito up there. Just keep firing!"

If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't. picture If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't.
Japanese WTF Machine Gun Butt Girl video Japanese WTF Machine Gun Butt Girl

Um, aren't you going to say excuse me?

Action Hero Lights Cigarette Like a Boss video Action Hero Lights Cigarette Like a Boss

When he runs out of bullets, he keeps the enemies at bay with the second-hand smoke.

The Coolest Guy in the World 2011 video The Coolest Guy in the World 2011

It must suck having to do all of that crazy parkour just to avoid your female admirers.

Morning Show Hosts Talk About Long Stabby Things video Morning Show Hosts Talk About Long Stabby Things

"That's not a 'long, stabby thing,' THIS is a 'long, stabby thing.'"

Shooting Gun Dog Leash picture Shooting Gun Dog Leash

And I thought making it exercise was cruel.

Weaponized Radio Controlled Plane video Weaponized Radio Controlled Plane

We should all be so lucky to have our own plane that SHOOTS FIREWORKS.

Flying Arrow Cam video Flying Arrow Cam

Man, that must be one tiny cameraman.

Rifle Recoil Flip video Rifle Recoil Flip

Guns don't kill fun, people who don't want to get shot do.

They totally crossboned after this. picture They totally crossboned after this.
Javelin Missile Surprise video Javelin Missile Surprise

Freedom ain't free, but at least balloons are cheap.

Wrestler Uses Invisible, Slow-Motion Grenade video Wrestler Uses Invisible, Slow-Motion Grenade

I know wrestling is fake, but I'm still on the fence about that grenade.

Insane Low-Budget, Super-Violent Kid Action Scene video Insane Low-Budget, Super-Violent Kid Action Scene

"Are those people dead, Mommy?" "No, honey, just their careers."