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Rifle Bathroom Lock
The greatest lock is an incredibly smelly bowel movement.
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Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier
That's not a purple heart, just some spilled jelly during lunch.
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Super Fast Archery Girl
That's who I'd want defending my kingdom, if I had one, and guns didn't exist.
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Weapon of Mass Cuteness
This is my rifle, this is my cat. This is for fighting, this is for making internet videos.
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Flame-Thrower Jamboree
"I swear to God I saw the grossest mosquito up there. Just keep firing!"
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Japanese WTF Machine Gun Butt Girl
Um, aren't you going to say excuse me?
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Action Hero Lights Cigarette Like a Boss
When he runs out of bullets, he keeps the enemies at bay with the second-hand smoke.
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The Coolest Guy in the World 2011
It must suck having to do all of that crazy parkour just to avoid your female admirers.
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Morning Show Hosts Talk About Long Stabby Things
"That's not a 'long, stabby thing,' THIS is a 'long, stabby thing.'"
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Shooting Gun Dog Leash
And I thought making it exercise was cruel.
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Weaponized Radio Controlled Plane
We should all be so lucky to have our own plane that SHOOTS FIREWORKS.
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Flying Arrow Cam
Man, that must be one tiny cameraman.
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Rifle Recoil Flip
Guns don't kill fun, people who don't want to get shot do.
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Javelin Missile Surprise
Freedom ain't free, but at least balloons are cheap.
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Wrestler Uses Invisible, Slow-Motion Grenade
I know wrestling is fake, but I'm still on the fence about that grenade.
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Insane Low-Budget, Super-Violent Kid Action Scene
"Are those people dead, Mommy?" "No, honey, just their careers."


