Rifle Bathroom Lock picture Rifle Bathroom Lock

The greatest lock is an incredibly smelly bowel movement.

Every American family should have one. picture Every American family should have one.
Turbo Gun video Turbo Gun

"Ooo. Almost hit the target this time. Where is the reload button?"

Giddy-up! picture Giddy-up!
Is this officially d*ck into d*ck porn? picture Is this officially d*ck into d*ck porn?
Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier video Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier

That's not a purple heart, just some spilled jelly during lunch.

Super Fast Archery Girl video Super Fast Archery Girl

That's who I'd want defending my kingdom, if I had one, and guns didn't exist.

Oh, c'mon. You can totally see the wires. picture Oh, c'mon. You can totally see the wires.
Awesome 80s Action Movie Scene video Awesome 80s Action Movie Scene

Who would win in a fight: a snake or a bazooka?

Insane Projectile From Out Of Nowhere video Insane Projectile From Out Of Nowhere

It's definitely either a person, a meteor, or something else.

He's tough as bullets, yet delicate as a huge flying insect. picture He's tough as bullets, yet delicate as a huge flying insect.
Weapon of Mass Cuteness picture Weapon of Mass Cuteness

This is my rifle, this is my cat. This is for fighting, this is for making internet videos.

Flame-Thrower Jamboree video Flame-Thrower Jamboree

"I swear to God I saw the grossest mosquito up there. Just keep firing!"

Japanese WTF Machine Gun Butt Girl video Japanese WTF Machine Gun Butt Girl

Um, aren't you going to say excuse me?

If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't. picture If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't.
110 Roman Candlezooka video 110 Roman Candlezooka

When on July 4th, do as the Romans do.

Action Hero Lights Cigarette Like a Boss video Action Hero Lights Cigarette Like a Boss

When he runs out of bullets, he keeps the enemies at bay with the second-hand smoke.

The Coolest Guy in the World 2011 video The Coolest Guy in the World 2011

It must suck having to do all of that crazy parkour just to avoid your female admirers.

Morning Show Hosts Talk About Long Stabby Things video Morning Show Hosts Talk About Long Stabby Things

"That's not a 'long, stabby thing,' THIS is a 'long, stabby thing.'"

Shooting Gun Dog Leash picture Shooting Gun Dog Leash

And I thought making it exercise was cruel.