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Real Death Laser
Well, real-ish.
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Eagle Armed with a Hunting Knife
The ultimate killing machine.
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Knocked Out by a 7 lb Dildo
"I mean, yeah, it's big--but I'm pretty sure it was the motion of the ocean that knocked him out."
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Balloon Popping Laser
In the future, cleaning up will be fun-ish.
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Star Trek Phaser IRL
"Set moving back into my parent's garage to worth it. Sort of."
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Kid Pulls Tooth Out with a Bow and Arrow
Shoot for the stars, because even if you miss, you'll have lost a tooth.
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Role Playing Doctor and Nurse
I swear this never happens.
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Don't Mess with This Guy's Ice Cream
Action is a dish best served cold.
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Guy Nearly Blows His Head Off with a Rocket In Front of a Live Studio Audience
It was always his dream to die while being laughed it. He usually soaked the bed with sweat when it happened, but a nightmare is still a dream.
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Nerds Play with Vortex Cannon
Who knew weapons could be so fun?
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Obama Launching Marshmallows
This is the happiest he's been since he found out he gets to eat the ammo afterwards.
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North Korea Reacts to Marshmallow Cannon
American tyrant Barack Obama unveils devastating new puffed-sugar treat of mass destruction.
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Cat Plays Shot with a Handgun
I'm not a "gun person," but this is adorable.
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The Most Interesting Man in the World's Neglected Son
He doesn't always paint the squash like people and hold "family reunions," but when he does it's for attention.
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Super Fast Archery Girl
That's who I'd want defending my kingdom, if I had one, and guns didn't exist.
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Baby Goat Tank
Get ready for baaAAAaattle.
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Bad Ass King Sits on a Throne of Awesome
It was either wear clothes or not have anything to light on fire.
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The Epic Story of Pizza Boomerang
As off as this may seem, be sure to keep closed captioning on.
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Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier
That's not a purple heart, just some spilled jelly during lunch.
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30-Foot Axe Prank
It's a pain, but at least it's not in the neck.


