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Real Death Laser
Well, real-ish.
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Knocked Out by a 7 lb Dildo
"I mean, yeah, it's big--but I'm pretty sure it was the motion of the ocean that knocked him out."
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Balloon Popping Laser
In the future, cleaning up will be fun-ish.
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Star Trek Phaser IRL
"Set moving back into my parent's garage to worth it. Sort of."
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Kid Pulls Tooth Out with a Bow and Arrow
Shoot for the stars, because even if you miss, you'll have lost a tooth.
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Guy Nearly Blows His Head Off with a Rocket In Front of a Live Studio Audience
It was always his dream to die while being laughed it. He usually soaked the bed with sweat when it happened, but a nightmare is still a dream.
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Super Fast Archery Girl
That's who I'd want defending my kingdom, if I had one, and guns didn't exist.
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Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier
That's not a purple heart, just some spilled jelly during lunch.
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The Coolest Guy in the World 2011
It must suck having to do all of that crazy parkour just to avoid your female admirers.
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Javelin Missile Surprise
Freedom ain't free, but at least balloons are cheap.
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How Not to Put Out a Molotov Cocktail
Molotov's going to be so pissed.
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Knife Fight Expert Shows Off in Living Room
I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him. I might laugh at him to death.
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Embarrassing Chinese War Sword Demonstration
If this guy cut you in half with a Chinese war sword, I bet you'd have just enough time to realize how embarrassing it was before you died.
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Insane Low-Budget, Super-Violent Kid Action Scene
"Are those people dead, Mommy?" "No, honey, just their careers."
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Extreme Archery with Human Targets
"At least they're not doing drugs." -their moms.
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Action Hero Lights Cigarette Like a Boss
When he runs out of bullets, he keeps the enemies at bay with the second-hand smoke.
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Rifle Recoil Flip
Guns don't kill fun, people who don't want to get shot do.
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Bottle Rocket
That Wes Anderson has really come along way creatively.
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Molotov Cocktail Whoopsie Doodle
That's why I only riot in babbling brooks.
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Rube Goldberg Stabbing Maching
"You wouldn't be saying how stupid it was if it would take me less than 45 seconds to kill you."


