Super Fast Archery Girl video Super Fast Archery Girl

That's who I'd want defending my kingdom, if I had one, and guns didn't exist.

| 47 comments | January 23, 2012
Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier video Dad Uses Baby as Toy Soldier

That's not a purple heart, just some spilled jelly during lunch.

| 14 comments | January 08, 2012
The Coolest Guy in the World 2011 video The Coolest Guy in the World 2011

It must suck having to do all of that crazy parkour just to avoid your female admirers.

| 172 comments | December 01, 2011
Javelin Missile Surprise video Javelin Missile Surprise

Freedom ain't free, but at least balloons are cheap.

| 9 comments | November 28, 2011
How Not to Put Out a Molotov Cocktail video How Not to Put Out a Molotov Cocktail

Molotov's going to be so pissed.

| 4 comments | November 22, 2011
Knife Fight Expert Shows Off in Living Room video Knife Fight Expert Shows Off in Living Room

I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him. I might laugh at him to death.

| 11 comments | November 21, 2011
Embarrassing Chinese War Sword Demonstration video Embarrassing Chinese War Sword Demonstration

If this guy cut you in half with a Chinese war sword, I bet you'd have just enough time to realize how embarrassing it was before you died.

| 87 comments | November 02, 2011
Insane Low-Budget, Super-Violent Kid Action Scene video Insane Low-Budget, Super-Violent Kid Action Scene

"Are those people dead, Mommy?" "No, honey, just their careers."

| 66 comments | October 26, 2011
Extreme Archery with Human Targets video Extreme Archery with Human Targets

"At least they're not doing drugs." -their moms.

| 12 comments | October 21, 2011
Action Hero Lights Cigarette Like a Boss video Action Hero Lights Cigarette Like a Boss

When he runs out of bullets, he keeps the enemies at bay with the second-hand smoke.

| 9 comments | September 29, 2011
Rifle Recoil Flip video Rifle Recoil Flip

Guns don't kill fun, people who don't want to get shot do.

| 22 comments | September 07, 2011
Bottle Rocket video Bottle Rocket

That Wes Anderson has really come along way creatively.

| 9 comments | August 29, 2011
Molotov Cocktail Whoopsie Doodle video Molotov Cocktail Whoopsie Doodle

That's why I only riot in babbling brooks.

| 15 comments | August 19, 2011
Rube Goldberg Stabbing Maching video Rube Goldberg Stabbing Maching

"You wouldn't be saying how stupid it was if it would take me less than 45 seconds to kill you."

| 12 comments | August 12, 2011
Japanese WTF Machine Gun Butt Girl video Japanese WTF Machine Gun Butt Girl

Um, aren't you going to say excuse me?

| 27 comments | July 21, 2011
Wrestler Uses Invisible, Slow-Motion Grenade video Wrestler Uses Invisible, Slow-Motion Grenade

I know wrestling is fake, but I'm still on the fence about that grenade.

| 25 comments | July 15, 2011
Adorable Katana Girl video Adorable Katana Girl

"Who needs two arms, anyway? I can't stay mad at you."

| 5 comments | April 26, 2011
Tiny Crossbow Shoots Targets video Tiny Crossbow Shoots Targets

Now, to train an army of mice.

| 15 comments | April 18, 2011
Polish Lightsaber Factory video Polish Lightsaber Factory

May the products we make at this factory be with you for a reasonable price.

| 14 comments | March 27, 2011
Electric Sword Fight video Electric Sword Fight

It's a fight to the death, or at least until they cause a blackout.

| 14 comments | March 23, 2011