"Weatherman" Video

50% chance of burning alive.

From stinkerflat1

"When life gives you category four hurricanes, make hurricanade. But seriously, everyone needs to evacuate right now."

The pile up on the interstate was caused by every out-of-work weatherperson in the country rushing to the station with their CV in hand.

"Please jump in after it, please jump in after it, please jump in after it." -the bears

Give him a break, he's been cryogenically frozen since 1997.

Sometimes it's tough to get the bird back in the cage.

April Fools! There's actually a hurricane going on outside.

I dunno... I think he kinda liked it.

He's gone mad with what little power forecasting the weather gives him.

This is his Superbowl.

Weird, his wife said they only got 3" of snow in Princeton.

This is what happens when the guy with the Beanie Baby collection on his desk promises to "put the cool back in weather."

"What's that, Mr. Snookers? Catastrophic floods expected in the East? Isn't that adorable!"

It's hard to tell, but a naked Incredible Hulk is actually right next to him too.

A more effeminate man would have cried and refused to work.

OK, great. Now for real, what's the weather tomorrow?

A prerequisite of being a TV weather personality on Fox is being a bad dancer. The prerequisite for the news dept. is being a bad reporter.

Sixty-nine is also the number of job interviews he'll be going to next month.

Something you don't know about your newsroom floor could kill you, tonight at 11.

You should see where he keeps Ken from the Sports Desk's head.