Looks like someone has cold paws.
It's actually an old douchebag tradition to tear off the tuxedo sleeves, lets the guns breathe.
"I vow to bang you all day, every day."
He's the hero this wedding needs (obviously-did you see the groom's shoes?).
Aww, these two onions are going to make me cry!
Well, that was easy.
L is for the way nobody loves me.
There goes the bride.
Buy one, get 1/2 off the second.
Looks like he got a real Picard facepalm IRL.
Achievement Unlocked: referencing something your great aunt didn't understand.
Call me non-traditional but if I married Tahra Dactyl I wouldn't mind taking her first and last name.
"Zoomed out, this looks like a nice, romantic moment between newlyweds. Zoom in a little closer, and you'll see a subtle but well-played photobomb by some bro. The funny part: the bride and groom pa …
Marriage: the final frontier.
A toast! Ohhhh noooooooo!
I now pronounce you adorable.
She looks way too pleased with this.
I am your father-in-law.
"She said no, and then she kissed my best friend." - the dolphin.
Now it's a wetting.
You had your chance, llama. You held your peace.
That won't warm your cold feet.
Finding him was easy. It was getting him to leave that gave the groomsmen trouble.