Whoa, cause it's... whoa.
Are you my guy? Are you the guy I'm meeting? My friend said you'd be wearing a hat. That's not very descriptive though, there are like 30 people out here wearing hats. My boy said to ju …
Sad but true: Adding the word "indubitably" to your writing does not make you smarter.
"We're not bad parents. We only let him have one."
You'd have to be high not buy one.
"Do you ever think about paws?"
Nobody knows more about ankles, elbows, and marijuana than this guy.
Can you believe they didn't have to go to work that day?
He got a lot of car horn honks to support his cause.
The real question is which one of them gets to use it as their new profile pic.
Hanging out with a 75 year-old glaucoma patient was weird at first...
Big Bird immediately comes to life.
"Officer, tell me this is a dank nug and I'll show you a liar."
His kryptonite? Mandatory drug tests.
I think eye should wear sunglasses from now on.
Inside: "Sorry man, I'll DEFINITELY take out the trash tomorrow, dude."
My boy Cleve has his goods down to a science too. No selling to East Campus.