His tongue is like a giant spoon, man.
He's going to be in a serious pickle when his owner finds out.
Air Bud's about to be the GREATEST MOVIE EVER.
The R.A. probably planted it just so he could look so goddamn badass.
Makes me wonder what's in room 69.
Calm down, she just wants the number of your guy.
There isn't even a picture of a unicorn on this missing notice right now. What're you on man?
"No, YOU'RE a baby, man!"
What is this? A bong for ants!?
Right after taking a huge hit he does a line of dirt.
To be fair they think "cracking blunts" is having prostitutes hang out by the front door.
"Whoa, this chick's totally holding my crotch hahahaha. NICE!"
You don't need to be jumping from a plane to be riding high.
"We at the Taco Bell Corporation find that the passing of proposition 19 would be an epic win."
"Hey, what about that fire, man?"
Therefore, making him the one true mess-high-ya.
The cross joint was pioneered by the man himself.
"OK, don't know if it'll fit... but let's go with purple drank."
What a terminator couldn't stop a little bit of weed did. Now tell me it's not a gateway drug!
Legalize it! (Sodomy, not marijuana)
Hierarchy of a homeless guy's needs.
They just arrested the entire Internet.