Just keep that tike away from the rowing machine please.
Easy as cake.
Building balance, strength, and broken bones all at once.
C'mon, what's the worst that could happen?
It's a shame he started apple-juicing
I'm afraid he died from an overdose of testosterone.
"This is me winning a local radio contest. That is an air conditioner being lifted by my ear lobes"
"This looks like it hurt."
Olympic weight lifter straining a bit too much...
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