Luckily, the best response to this is probably "OK" anyway.
Explaining what she wanted to the hair stylist must have taken an hour.
They say if you look hard enough you can see your future.
A sunny day for a dark knight.
Guaranteed not to get soggy.
"Hey, where are my pants?" "We put them on the horse." "What?" "You're fat."
They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist.
This has to be the worst smelling sandwich ever.
"I agree with one of those opinions" - Someone who is possibly a racist vegetarian.
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This is what Monday looks like.
A new kind of log rolling.
In case of angry monkey, use banana.
"How these clothes get so much fur on them, I'll never know."
The perfect place for high tea.
Looks like the car next to it is stuck between a rock and a park place.
Leggo my leg-o.
This guy gets kicked in the head a lot.
He likes beer okay, but he prefers Colt 45
Hey, you dumb raccoons, you're on land.