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Guy Takes His Cats for a Walk
Oddly enough, he wears his "I Walk Cats" shirt while he's loving them.
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Strange Costume Man
You mean you DON'T dress up to play videogames?
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Security Guard Walks Past Freaks
He'd fine you, but that'd require conversing with you.
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Outdoor Study Capsule
The oxygen deprivation really makes the math stick.
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12-Finger Tommy
"Great job having too many fingers. High-six!"
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Bearded Baby
His formula is beefjerky flavored.
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Traveling Buddies
If you wear pants on vacation, the terrorists win.
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Scary Rabbit Mask Family Dinner
"No, we're not celebrating a late Easter. That'd be weird."
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Old Lady Ride
When she was your age, these rides only cost a nickel.
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Creepy Guy Left Out of Make Out Party
Kiss and tell? Welcome to my kiss and Hell! Yes, that's what I'll say.
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Subway Spaceman
To boldly go where millions have gone before.


