Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
You should've seen her cut the pickup truck by using the ladder as a ramp.
This is how fat people have to do piggyback rides.
Mr. Christopher Reeve
I mean, I'll bang her, but I'll be out of there faster than the speed of light.
"No, I'm not handicapped. I just use the wheelchair so I get good parking spots."
The worst part? It's a wheelchair emporium.
He just wants his entire hand covered and hardened in the red strawberry dip. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR YOU DAMN INTERNET KIDS!
Oh no, someone stole all the wheelchairs!
Moments before some scoundrel in another wheelchair bumped into Vader, spinning him out of control and into the bushes.
C'mon, it's not that sad, he just broke his leg. In 15 places so he'll never walk again.
"Play Handicap Ramp to Heaven!"
"They See Me Rollin', They Hatin'
He's shifting into third gear.
Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.
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