Picture I know my rocket skis are what put you in the wheelchair, but I really think one is going to work.
Picture "Is that a lady in a wheel chair? Nope, it's a keg dressed as a lady being rolled around in a wheel chair." Added bonus: you can park in the handicapped spot.
Picture It must be sad if you are handicapped and you discover a mannequin has a better wheelchair than you.
Picture This is the ending to a very emotional movie about a kid in a wheelchair just trying to fit in at college.