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Listen, son, you're gonna have to learn about this sometime. Now quit whining and drink your Jack Daniels.
After Red Bull sponsored Felix Baumgartner's 23-mile-high jump, we investigated what other beverages are planning to do to top this stunt. Tequila: Longest Fall from GraceTequila will lift a m …
Ke$ha finally started that toothpaste line she's always talked about.
If he had JUST the whiskey or JUST the knife I might jump in.
Then it falls and shatters on the bottom of the machine.
The whisky is good, but it's also full of hair.
Pour it over barbed wire for a manly breakfast.
This isn't blended is it? Because I only have sex with single-malts.
Now that guy knows how to party!
Warms the heart and and soul.
Start the day off right.
One wacky uncle is definitely going to get very crazy tonight.
Putting the "Buster" back in "Slumpbuster."
After that, it'll make you feel better to shoot a few guns.
You know what, let me finish the whiskey, then give it back to him.
Why is this whiskey so thick?
Why bother hitting on girls?
A hobo tried to drink me.
"There is whiskey in that coin."