Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
At the Minnesota State Fair, the question isn't whether you're going to see a mullet, but how epic it's going to be.
You should've seen this group of rag tag teenagers set up their tent. Definitely top ten sitcom moment ever.
"C'mon Cletus, smile through the overbite."
That's where he stores his extra clips.
She's practicing for her high school's senior picture.
They go to a very orthodox Jewish day school in Los Angeles.
"Grandpa, rev the engine! I think it heats up the jacuzzi."
"They See Me Rollin', They Hatin'
It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.
Ackbar! The Star Wars Talk Show
Pokes were meant to be accompanied by slurred expletives and a hungry baby crying in the background.
He puts the white in white trash.
Jeff Foxworthy, call me. I have an idea for one of your redneck jokes.
Nothing is quite as redundant as drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon and wearing a shirt identifying yourself as white trash.
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