Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Me want ball.
You know, to power elliptical machines and stuff.
Which that guy is not like the others?
"My town is so white, even the black people are blonde chicks."
This is the only reason he has a black friend.
Is this the whitest picture of all time?
If you're thinking about my baby it doesn't matter if you're black or white.
"Mehh I just said fuck it and bleached them..."
I said step-step-turn-step-step. Are you guys even trying to follow me? One more time, from the top.
Meridian, Texas. Population: Racist.
Which one of these is not like the others?
Aren't they all?
"My black friend Joel decided to go to a Halloween party as a white guy."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.