Could use some salt.
"I'm lovin' it" indeed. 6. Source: Steve Stenzel
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Happy belated Mother's Day, America!
So close yet so nope.
Dude, TOTALLY buy that, it'll be... hilarious?
All we are is dust in the wind. Except for that girl, who is the pits.
All you need is a razor to finally get that perfect beach bod.
Beauty is in the eye of no one sometimes.
What's sex going to be like in the future?
Well, it looks better than that hot beef injection I got last week.
But what if it tumble-dried my pants?
Sorry kid, but there ain't no more room in this town for another streetlight.
"And that's what drugs feels like"
This is what people from the future will look back at with horror.
About as long as it takes to grow your virginity tree.
Her fashion sense is flawless.
Happy birthday to cats everywhere.
You CAN, but WOULD you?
They wanted it to take in the scenery before eating it.
It won't be so cool when they tap dance all over our graves.
At least he got Lay(ed)'s.
"Yeah, yeah I'm a horse. Sir, your laptop needs a new battery."