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Common Law Wife Ad
Should I put "anyone accepted" or will that sound too desperate?
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Wife Replaces Encyclopedias
But no one could replace your energy in bed, Encyclopedias. You'll be sorely missed.
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Wife Hates Sasha Grey, Loves Chores
"What if I told you it was Sasha Grey's luscious locks stuck in there? I'd bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?"


