CollegeHumor: Windows

8 Error Messages for the Human Body

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:44:37 -0400

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Cat Stuck in Window

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 17:30:46 -0400

Now, meow exactly did this come about?

Window Washer

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 10:29:50 -0400

Some things just don't make cents.

Hints are for suckers!

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 06:32:36 -0400

But having no way to retrieve your forgotten password is for idiots.

Grandma's ghost has Windows login

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 12:07:23 -0400

You can only get as far as the log-in screen, but that's all Grandma could do when she was alive, too.

"Ana" Written on Window Looks like "Anal"

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:20:42 -0400

A message guys can get behind.

Computer Error Prompts User to Start Wandows Ngrmdly

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:02:25 -0400

Merkrosaft Wandows

Real Life 707 Error

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:18:57 -0400

Why do people keep telling me I need to get out more? The real world is just like the internet.

How Not to Remove Your Timeline

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 06:22:06 -0500

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Kid More Excited than Dad about Smashing Window

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:12:17 -0400

"Is that a home run, Dad?" "Yes, son. A home run. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I heard something coming from my special cabinet."

Windows Update

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:19:48 -0400

Would you like us to "F Off" for 2 hours or 4?

Windows Workers

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:46:13 -0400

You come back. You come back in cinco. Cinco.

Untitled 12

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:47:01 -0500

Hold! HOLD!

Untitled 13

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 17:04:37 -0500

"Hey man, don't do it. You've only got 5 lives left."

Dumb Pigeons Don't Understand How Windshields Work

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:30:14 -0500

And yet we don't understand how flying with wings works. Touche, pigeons.

Cool Math Teacher Halloween Presentation

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:43:08 -0400

This has nothing to do with math, which automatically makes him the coolest math teacher ever.

Untitled 16

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 11:25:04 -0400

Unfortunately, CTR + ALT + DEL will not help pick the shards of glass off the ground,

Untitled 17

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 22:49:54 -0400

So much more realistic than the traditional "Baby On Board" sign.

Dancing on the Side of a Building

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 11:19:38 -0400

"I just cleaned those windows and you're dancing footprints all over them."

Dumb Ostrich Doesn't Understand Window

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:01:48 -0400

Can you believe these guys evolved from dinosaurs? What were they thinking?