At least he's honest.
Sometimes you have to read the fine print.
Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not.
I was already planning to, but thanks for the reminder.
Woodwinds are sneaky like that.
Go flick yourself.
Hey store, your question mark went out.
No no, Thank YOU!
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Forget tongs, let's take this to third base.
Well, it isn't necessarily wrong.
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They could really use your hair.
Say my name, say my name. / When no one is around you, / I will go to the government / and legally change my name.
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Sorry not sorry.
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United we stand. Period.
Don't judge a book by its cover. Unless you plan on putting that book in your body. Then it's OK to judge.
To be fair, she kinda is one.