A packed club. Two VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS are gathered at the bar, avoiding all ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC GUYS. GIRL 1: Ugh. I'm so sick of dudes thinking they can just like talk to me because …
Hey everyone! First off let me just say thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know that I can kind of live out of the way of most stuff, but I appreciate you making the trek! Also, sorr …
Roses are red, but chicken is good.
Well now it's cold outside and deep inside my soul. Thanks, caption.
But he is endorsed by Thousand Island dressing.
Sometimes you just have to find your passion and roll with it.
The Force is strong with this one.
This sticker does a better job than some parents can.
It was Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with the tig ole bitties.
It's because the samples had freckles.
Sharing is caring. Too bad I DGAF.
Hockey is a lot like proctology. Kinda silly.
Life fornicates art.
A common staple of high school lost-and-found closets.
Sorry kid, but there ain't no more room in this town for another streetlight.
I'm gonna ink!
Looks like someone threw out their Julius Caesar salad.
But his friends call him "Nickname."
Some men just want to serve the community to the community.