Sorry kid, but there ain't no more room in this town for another streetlight.
I'm gonna ink!
Looks like someone threw out their Julius Caesar salad.
But his friends call him "Nickname."
Some men just want to serve the community to the community.
Who uses a vibrator at 6:12 PM?
Someone OBVIOUSLY doesn't understand the definition of "meta".
But do we have to buy it?
Santa Claus.Kris Kringle.Saint Nick. Whatever you call the tubby, old man in the sleigh, one thing remains constant: He's kinda hot. Every time the Christmas season rolls around, guys like me ha …
That'll do the trick.
You learn the best by doing.
It's a box in a box.
Great, thanks, that's exactly what I meant.
Ridiculous that a store would infringe on customers' rights like that.
Comes with a free pamphlet about overcompensating for your inadequacies.
She just needs some tough love, that's all.
Just another boring, mundane local news story that we can all relate to.