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iPhone Detects Awkward Silence picture iPhone Detects Awkward Silence

Seems cool, but the awkward silence began when you started crying about how much you paid for it.

Birthday Gift From Dad picture Birthday Gift From Dad

Most of that 50 is going towards industrial solvent to get the permanent marker off the mirror.

Start Chugging Sign picture Start Chugging Sign

It's the sign equivalent of your Uncle Mitch, but with better credit and no ex-wives.

To Leonardo, With Love picture To Leonardo, With Love

Tim submitted this for every paper he ever had in college.

How much work is required to move a textbook author (m = 1.36 x 10^2 kg) outside? Estimate how many people he will meet. picture How much work is required to move a textbook author (m = 1.36 x 10^2 kg) outside? Estimate how many people he will meet.
The rasta pasta sauce is what it sounds like though. These are hippie comm majors, after all. picture The rasta pasta sauce is what it sounds like though. These are hippie comm majors, after all.
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals picture PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

A straight shot to the head is as cruelty-free as you can get.

Hidden I Heart You picture Hidden I Heart You

Whatever you do, don't type 6.

TLDNR picture TLDNR
"I went out of a town for a night, and found out my girlfriend was cheating on me when I found this letter in our mailbox." picture "I went out of a town for a night, and found out my girlfriend was cheating on me when I found this letter in our mailbox."
Mad Libs Wikipedia Page picture Mad Libs Wikipedia Page

This page is so silly, _________, yummers.

It's unclear if Jenkem is real, but if you have any friends with bad breath maybe you should talk to them. picture It's unclear if Jenkem is real, but if you have any friends with bad breath maybe you should talk to them.
No Soccer Sign picture No Soccer Sign

That'll make watching soccer a bit more bearable.

Toilet Paper Boast picture Toilet Paper Boast

"Eh, you can have it."

Michael Jackson Textbook picture Michael Jackson Textbook

She got a light textbook used by Michael Jackson, got a hard textbook look like Michael Jackson.

Paul Wants to be Your Friend picture Paul Wants to be Your Friend

Seems like a total scam, he doesn't mention anything about being certified in friendship.

Secret Bathroom picture Secret Bathroom

Please don't courtesy flush this down the toilet for me--it's all I have.

Fresh Rape picture Fresh Rape

Get 'em while they're cold and afraid.

Watch Your Dubstep picture Watch Your Dubstep

Brought to you by the Department of Crunk.

What Dubstep Sounds Like to Wendy's picture What Dubstep Sounds Like to Wendy's

That's a great compliment--if it's coming from one of their employees.