Inside: "Sorry man, I'll DEFINITELY take out the trash tomorrow, dude."
I'm experiencing very conflicting emotions right now.
A real gut punch of logic.
But not a lot else.
"Sweet! KFC week at Chipotle."
"But if you really think about it, isn't life just one big motorcycle?" - guy who's getting his car towed
If this sticker is funny, then you are too smart to buy it.
Either way, it depends on your tolerance for sweatpants with elastic at the ankle.
Forever is a long time, but 10 years is an eternity.
It's definitely fish-ish.
For a nominal fee, you can breathe air.
Seriously, this thing has G2G.
"Well, I don't see why not" - coke-fueled response
The most confusing "return to sender" of all time.
Similar, the nice way to say worse.
As will unassuming young family members.
Like hunting? He practically eats, drinks, breathes, and excretes it.
"I hate you, man."
"Go ahead, Google away."
"How many times do I have to tell you not to frighten your mother like that" - fathers everywhere
Oh, and the human body isn't?
So that's how they got Bin Laden.
It's like when Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river, but somehow even sadder.
If you think that's bad, wait for the return on your degree.