What do I do with this information?!?
You don't always get what you want in life. Like a yacht, or a plastic bag.
I think my roommate has a poster of that printer on his wall.
After four years of art school, that's all they can afford.
Your parents still won't be able to tell which one is which.
Now don't go spending it all on one revenge plot.
Lincoln? He's the guy who made WiFi free at Starbucks, right?
Engagement is never a secure connection
In times of governmental upheaval and disagreement, This brave hero has a political platform we all can get behind.
Breaking barriers - with friends and orifices alike.
Wait, so is granpoppy coming back or not?
"Ever hear of Facebook? Yeah, I didn't invent that."
Kiss and tell? Welcome to my kiss and Hell! Yes, that's what I'll say.
To be your Pokemon master is your destiny? Well, hurry up before it gets turned into a Jamba Juice.
Baby or GTFO
Villager is grateful. Half-credit.
She was doomed since Day 1.
If you like this, you should see Peter Jackson's interpretation of them.
Jacob's been a PIMP since day 1 of first grade.
Whoa, they really stepped up this year's model.
The truckers are going to be pissed when they find out it's just a regular truck stop.
"I'll stop taking it, but I won't stop doing it."
my 13-year-old self finally got around to making that sign.
He specifically requested Joe Jonas.