"If we win your case, which we most definitely won't, you'll get all your money back guaranteed.
Worst STD ever
She must have said what was really on her mind.
Self admitting slut comes to terms with her low self-esteem.
I don't know about easier, but it's definitely safer.
"You will respect my hawk-eye."
I like big threads and I cannot lie.
Poor girl. Now who's going to make her feel good about her spelling ability?
Slashing letters equals slashing prices.
When asked the manager about the "product quality" he looked at me very odd before kicking me out.
Moms just don't understand.
We should really just cut to the chase and tell kids the secret to happiness.
Once he finds the hole, he'll definitely straighten up.
He died how he lived...
What a door, what a door, what a door, what a mighty good door.
"That's why I didn't vote for Senator Cent" - Guy from the Future
Let's squash this right now, yes.
Rolling on the floor trying to figure out what they meant by that.
What dog could possibly resist a bundle of sticks?
In Canada, "zombie" means "resale value."
Tipping your bartender, the only known cure for Bieber Fever.
"Why do you think they call him Laundry Larry? Oh right, he did go to prom with a dryer sheet."