I'll have what she's ha- Actually, you know what, I'm good.
This is also not a sign. Or a door.
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You can find those wardrobes in Ikea.
Tastes like burnt rubber to me.
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Almost as weird as fish smells.
You should be tipping ME.
You either laugh or you die.
P.S. Also sorry your bedposts aren't caramel flavored popsicles, but no harm there.
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Skinnier than a whale butt yet more toned than a dolphin's.
Pam. I need Pam.
A for effort, D for life...
They really get (foot)balls deep.
They sure sleep around, alright.
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Mama guilts best.
Hasta la vista, babies.
I said wurt wurt.