How embarrassing! They forget to put an 'e' at the end of ho!
Dumb question, dumber answers.
A delicious red sauce was seen everywhere.
"Why did the teacher correct my spelling? I know what I said."
You gotta dance like no one's watching. Or just do something weird with the fact that you come from a split zygote.
Eating these is just half the experience.
I'm appalled at the sheer amount of gross-out humor, sex jokes and dirty words being used in comedy these days. Often they're subtle, buried deep within seemingly "clean" material, but that …
How often do you pay close attention to what is goin' inside that illuminated square box we all like to watch? Maybe you should OPEN YOUR EYES, man, and actually read some of the tings they're putting …
He's in a special class for kids who develop early.
When buyer's remorse turns vengeful.
There you go, honey. The birds and the bees.
I mean, I knew Hot Pockets were bad for you but goddamn.
And just like that, school had a new slogan.
Forget middle school, send this kid straight to college! He's got all the skills he'll need.
Sometimes you just need to come to terms with who - or what - you are.
They say the best writing is rewriting, and that really couldn't be more true for some of history's (and pop culture's) greatest works. PaulLaudiero over at ShitRoughDrafts.com happened …
We all have our quirks.