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Facebook Burn
Why can't you use the right form of your!? Because you're stupid.
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Rent-A-Mistress Receipt
"Don't worry, it will only show up as 'Extramarital Affair' on your credit card statement."
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Facebook Grandma
Oh, she understands. Understands that her lil guy is all growed up.
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Awkward Fail
"Well, since we're already chattin'. When do you turn 18?"
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Sign This Guy is Like Jesus
He turns water into wine coolers
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White People Problems
Let's squash this right now, yes.
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SIM card Error
They should probably call someone to see what it means.
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Maury Call Out
If so, we'd like to exploit your fragile mental state on national TV.
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Spiders Address Boyfriends Everywhere
"That's not fair, we're terrified of you, too." - Boyfriends
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Rabid Animals
Worst STD ever
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Most Likely to Have a Dumb Yearbook Quote
"What are you guys talking about? It makes total cents!"
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Crack Store
When asked the manager about the "product quality" he looked at me very odd before kicking me out.
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Horny Tombstone
He died how he lived...
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Customer Protests on Netflix Envelope
They were a lot angrier at first, but then they remembered they didn't have to pay for postage.
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Facebook Parents
He's not even at college, he's upstairs.
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No Laughing At Other People's Farts
Unless they're especially squeaky sounding and you can't resist.
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This is Your Butt Hole, This is Your Butt Hole in Prison
You're going to need some serious drugs to numb that pain. It's a vicious cycle.
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Creepy Guy Left Out of Make Out Party
Kiss and tell? Welcome to my kiss and Hell! Yes, that's what I'll say.
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Word
Number to your mother.


