"Words" Picture

Seems cool, but the awkward silence began when you started crying about how much you paid for it.

She got a light textbook used by Michael Jackson, got a hard textbook look like Michael Jackson.

Just shut down the building and try again.

Trick question, the infundibulum is the frat house of a woman's body.

"Dude, your building is like hot."

"Hey, the sign says 'run,' not punch me in 'my stupid weasel face.'"

Scary how someone could make this mistake, there hasn't been an "Involvement Fair" in over forty years.

From Pilpopper

As if we needed any more proof that this team was cursed.

Having a cool professor is the best policy.

Practice makes pariah.

The answer lies within (the oven).

It really comes down to whether or not you'd like to fail.

Isn't it the wurst?

The only thing more important to a police officer than his badge is his sign that keeps him from having to pull people over.

I hate spelling things correctly, so it was a match made in Heaven.

I don't know Chad, just that he probably deserves this.

If you don't see this chart as something to slam a person's head into, not well.

From The Mayor

He also sent over enough cootie shots for the whole platoon, so give him a break.

It's the lwa.

Say what you want about those books, but I think they're really sweet.