That must be one hell of a seeing eye dog.
Selfies are the new mugshot
Some things are better left unsaid and un-facebooked. Or tweeted. You know what, just. Just don't type anything that's more than 5 characters.
At getting his license suspended.
Barbershops say the darndest things.
All kids are little shits.
L is for the way your penis looks.
And it's cavity freshening.
Play for the name on the front of the jersey, not the name on the back. Especially if that name is Little Dick.
Is redirecting the thieves one house over.
And they did pretty well. They only got fow of them wrong.
A self-fulfilling prophecy for print media.
Detective work didn't quite work out for the British sleuth.
Looks like this company should __ABort__ making other nametags... I'll see myself out.
Proud to be an uhmurrican.
In their defense, the label maker was a calculator.
Coupon invalid. That's a Lion.
Woof, that's a big responsibility.
I just fill it with Miracle Whip it doesn't know the difference.
The new George Washington collector's stamp.
Close-minded adj. [klohz mahyn-did] Audrey's family is a bunch of close-minded idiots.
He also uses the woodchipper as a blender.
Will not work on landlords.
Hope he didn't drop the trophy.