The dog ate my mastery of kung fu.
Anyone have some extra fire today? Yes? No?
I feel like I'm just a machine going through the motions, you know?
Finally, the last piece of the puzzle to my bank robbery dream team.
Right, and Elizabeth II is the Queen of England.
I didn't realize there'd been such a weird "Sixth Sense" spinoff.
If you can't follow the Golden Rule, the Bronze will do.
Roses are red, but chicken is good.
Well now it's cold outside and deep inside my soul. Thanks, caption.
But he is endorsed by Thousand Island dressing.
Sometimes you just have to find your passion and roll with it.
The Force is strong with this one.
This sticker does a better job than some parents can.
It was Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with the tig ole bitties.
It's because the samples had freckles.
Sharing is caring. Too bad I DGAF.
Hockey is a lot like proctology. Kinda silly.
Life fornicates art.
A common staple of high school lost-and-found closets.
Sorry kid, but there ain't no more room in this town for another streetlight.
I'm gonna ink!
Looks like someone threw out their Julius Caesar salad.
But his friends call him "Nickname."
Some men just want to serve the community to the community.