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Zuckerberg's Favorite Word
I think he's IPOver using it.
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Elegance Now Only Costs $5.99
Luckily for them, illiteracy is free.
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Stewie Griffin Noodle Quote
Life imitates art, but also "Family Guy" cutaways.
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Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
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World's Most Offensive Pants Color
It's offensive to say these pants are even colored in the first place.
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Professor Writes Pubic Policy
Back in my day, we just called it "Sex Ed."
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Cereal Killer Spoon
Possession is 9/10 of the novelty.
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Private Sign: Do Not Read
Public Apology: Read.
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Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
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Toilet Paper Boast
"Eh, you can have it."
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Air Bud in the Club
After what that evil clown did to him, I'm surprised Buddy is so into beats.
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Stop Using Toilet as Shower Sign
What can I say? Good water pressure is good water pressure.
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
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What Dubstep Sounds Like to Wendy's
That's a great compliment--if it's coming from one of their employees.
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One Night, Two Versions
I think that means it averages out to "meh."
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How to Cite a Tweet in an Academic Paper
Coincidentally, it's also how you make an elderly professor's brain explode.
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Start Chugging Sign
It's the sign equivalent of your Uncle Mitch, but with better credit and no ex-wives.
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Sexy Harry Potter Tattoo
It's not often that the tattoo is better than the book, movie, and everything else in the world combined.
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Sign Really Wants You to Slow Down
It didn't mean to lose its temper, but the guy in charge of writing it did.
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Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
