Maybe hit the "Ignore" button every once in a while and not be a friend whore.
Boss: Jesse! Me: Sorry boss, fell asleep. Boss: I got up to get coffee, that's an absurd amount of time to fall asleep in. Did you get my mail yet? Me: Yeah boss, got it in .2 seconds! Boss: …
Things look a little different when you are at work
The next step is switching to skim. No one would dare touch that.
Every invoice needs a nameEvery contract needs endorsementsYet every one of these looks the sameThey are merely office documents If you have a copy of a document the office needsBetter make it two …
It used to be a stop, now it's a yield.
It takes an ace napper to sleep on the job, on a runway.