I was already planning to, but thanks for the reminder.
Sleep is the most important part of the day.
If you could link up those monitors, that'd be greeeeaaaaat.
Oh hey there. You're still up? I bet you have tons you should be doing right now, huh? You should take a look at these gifs if only for a minute. They'll be super quick. They're over in just a second …
3D technology is getting pretty amazing.
Work is haaard. But hey, it's the human condition: we gotta work to get them sweet, sweet dolla bills, y'all. But as exemplified here, the not-so-humans get it how we feel by the end of the day someti …
A cat's job is never done.
Do not disturb unless I'm getting a raise.
Dress for the job you want, not the job that is real.
Finally, the last piece of the puzzle to my bank robbery dream team.
Just because it's Monday doesn't mean you can't party like you definitely have to get up early tomorrow. So relax and enjoy the beginning of your long, work filled week!
Like a boss.
Uh, hi, James? Don't mean to bother you, but do you mind maybe NOT drinking martinis and having loud sex during the workday? Thanks, bud.
Unfortunately, this doesn't solve our plumbing issues.
He forget to mention he's proficient in Photoshop AND Microsft Excel.
Good thing they have a mail box, otherwise the mailman would never come out there.
Things learned from a year working in an office building.
I'd say it was over, but now someone needs to make a "Reacting to Memes Ending" one.
I believe it's also referred to as "Out-of-ideas-ing."
He went to college at "F U, narc."
The only thing more important to a police officer than his badge is his sign that keeps him from having to pull people over.
And you thought your boss was a jackass.
It's unsanitary not to have blood dripping down your forearm as you serve the entree.
"I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."