Feel the festive burn.
If you didn't feel self-conscious enough at the gym, take a look at this treadmill superstar.
Sorry, didn't mean to take the lord's name in VEIN. EHHH? Anybody? Guys?
Dream big. Neck-as-thick-as-your-head big.
So that's what my butt looks like.
Put a TV up there and you've got a pretty good workout set up.
Laugh now, but I'm up to six bags of flaming Cheetos a day.