Rambling Answer to "What is Your Favorite Sense" Costs Joanlia Lising the Miss Philippines USA 2013 Pageant
A blind judge would have eliminated her at "thank you for that wonderful question."
She didn't bring enough for everyone.
I could get into horse racing if it looked like this.
Last night, Miley Cyrus proved once and for all she has no longer associated with the childhood innocence of Disney Channel. We get it, Miley. Let your freak flag fly. Just not too close to the rest o …
Beauty is in the eye of the buttholeder.
You got a friend in Satan.
Humans have hunted animals for thousands of years, whether it's for food, clothing or a medium we can shove electronics into so we can animate them after death. Wait, what? Here's some very …
Congrats, guys, you didn't die. Now go live your life to the extreme because you're clearly invincible.
It's totally clean, only like three people stuck their dick in it.
Doesn't matter, still...got... a boner?
Oh, The Learning Channel. You were doing so well.
Smells a little off to me.
Whatever it is, I'm not sure I'm so hungry anymore.
So chill, dawg.