Nudity loves company.
He needs a Hail Mary.
No wonder the Little Mermaid had to go on land to find a decent kisser.
Nice styling, boss.
I'll take the dark meat, please.
Smile and say OH MY GOD PLEASE NO.
Holland's got problems.
Japan, I think we need to talk...I know some really great doctors.
Bombaclat! Me forgot about me ire hair apointment!
Too bad Drew Brees isn't made out of latex rubber and filled with gelled corn syrup.
Don't forget to wipe.
Nom nom nom NO!
Well, that's one way to pimp your lack of confidence.
Nope. Not even gonna go there.
Not sure those ivories want to be tickled after all.
For years, we thought aliens or artificial intelligence were going to take over the Earth. All this time it was hamsters?
You can do it, put your back into it.
First world rage in 3...2...UGH JUST MOVE IT TO THE LEFT.
And keep jerkin' all the way to court.