I mean, I knew Hot Pockets were bad for you but goddamn.
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Only the strongest nipples survive.
Nah, not really.
Why throw your shirts on the bed when you can RIP THEM OFF.
OH DEER: This is my stop.
This isn't Bears Gone Wild.
When it comes to your driving test, there are no wrong answers, sweetie.
Goofy finally pushed her over the edge.
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Happy belated Mother's Day, America!
Taste the hell no.
He lives on the edging.
It's a really old school car. Like old elementary school.
Hey big boy, take a peek at-OH GOD NO WHY.
The couch is a lie.
I want to throw my shirts on it.
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It's not a conventional sort of love, but it's one I can understand.
How romantic. It happened on Valentine's Day
Try and tell me Am'az'in Blackman isn't going to stop global waring.
You just want to reach out and swipe him.
Go ahead and kiss the girl.