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Canned Snickers in Tomato Sauce
It's convenient, but it doesn't taste nearly as good as home made Snickers in tomato sauce.
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Crazy Mutated Lemon
When life gives you lemons, banish it back to the dark twisted universe from whence it came.
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Man in Blackface, Boots, Short Shorts, Fur Coat with Mohawk
Looks like he's shopping for more make-up.
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Tan Mother Charged with Bringing Daughter into Tanning Salon
Her mother was a leather couch.
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Weird Chinese Doritos Bag
Doritos: Better than a man in a jumpsuit stomping on your balls.
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Air Conditioned Van
Yeah, this car's got AC. Sometimes you gotta spring for the extras.
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Man with Fish Head Rides Subway
Not the kind of mullet you usually find on someone's head.
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Spider-Man Rides an Ostrich
With great power comes great big birds.
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Chainsaw Bike
I'm going biking through a forest later.
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Guy in Drive-Through has Ice Cream Cone Nipples
She looks like she sees this every day.
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Ram Hanging from Powerline by Horn
What's up? Ah, I'm just hanging out.
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Upside Down, Underground Biker
He's biking to China.
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Cop Pulls Over Man Driving Bathtub
To the bathmobile!
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Man Hangs from Motorcycle on Tightrope Driven by Bear
They say this is the safest way to travel.
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Newspaper Headline "Duck Stabbed"
The Beagle Boys are wanted for questioning.
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Seal with a Horse Mask
Around here we call that a sea horse.
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Weird Banana Man Shoots Bananas Out of His Nose
Selling bananas the Japanese way.
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Woman Sits On Uncomfortable Looking Pole
Om nom nom nom nom
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Dead Cat Used to Ask Girl to Prom
What? People give girls flowers and THOSE are dead. What's the problem?
