It was very cold in the arena.
Everyone at work thinks Mitch is bananas, and he has no idea what they mean by that.
He's Googling "how to be a terrible person" and linking FourSquare to his Twitter account.
At least he'll be in good physical shape.
How would he even know? She's been missing since right before they entered the spread business.
Your body never really recovers from having a child, no matter how cool its name is.
He's so dreamy--but to be fair, so are all beds.
I guess he's hoping you'll try and get him back.
He's sad because one of the big kids in his class called him a "Murder Baby."
I reckon these look ridiculous.
What the town's mayor does in his free time is his own business.
He played in Europe after graduating, but never adjusted to the different style of play or metric system.
This will haunt your dreams, which is all the more reason not to fall asleep on top of a mountain.
"I wish I'd never been hatched."
He was named in honor of his grandfather, who was crazy.
In his defense, a dog named "Bun B" would just look silly.
The only thing she likes fresher than her men is snow.
Heaving it forward.
Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.
It's the only way to teach her grandson manners.
Don't worry, his knees are made of plastic.
If you survive you're instantly made King of the Playground
He's not dragon shouting, he's screaming about the bacon still being hot.
It doubles as the hot makeout spot at night.