"I wish I'd never been hatched."
He was named in honor of his grandfather, who was crazy.
In his defense, a dog named "Bun B" would just look silly.
The only thing she likes fresher than her men is snow.
Heaving it forward.
Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.
It's the only way to teach her grandson manners.
Don't worry, his knees are made of plastic.
If you survive you're instantly made King of the Playground
He's not dragon shouting, he's screaming about the bacon still being hot.
It doubles as the hot makeout spot at night.
Yep, still in the nursing home right where we left her.
The lights were pretty expensive, so the fare has tripled.
You just know she's stuffing that.
Looks like grandma's not too happy with Lil' Billy.
He didn't want to get sunburn and look like an idiot.
It's the simplest way to be a bad parent.
They're the two most popular girls in school.
He's been out at sea for a month now. Good thing he had all that fat stored up.
He needed the extra 3 inches so he could tell people he's 6'7"
It's a miracle! How else would he have scored the game-winning dunk?
80% of the WTFs usually come from some asian country.
That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.
They were on the fence about doing this, then they realized they were white trash.