This chick is going to catwalk right into your nightmares tonight.
The only cure is to back her ghetto booty up, with a heavy dose of pop n' locking.
This will make more sense during adulthood when your brain finally sprouts its other hemisphere.
One of the few upsides of Deformed Finger Syndrome.
I made the same face when I first saw this.
The least vain vanity plate ever.
It's that time of the Friday night.
Awesome, sure, but what if this was the way he died.
Parallel parking those is the worst.
Hey, have you ever wanted to look like you're wearing a full diaper? Then boy, do we have the pants for you!
Awwww, so dead.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Boner
Innocence is overrated.
do it. eat them. eat them now.
When the shit hits the face.
She's just BEGGING to be tickled.
Sex dolls do not count in the mile high club.
Not so clean after all, are we?
I want to walk it. Don't kill me, WWF.
Wear your coat, it'll put hair on your chest.
I just fill it with Miracle Whip it doesn't know the difference.
Day 4: everyone I know has fallen victim to the outbreak. Trying to find a cure. Failing. In need of hope. If you can hear this message, I will wait on the countertop beside the Billy Mouth Bass every …